Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Dawn Auditions

Dawn auditions

Quoth the starling, “I’m a meadowlark.”
(translation: “do-DEE-do-bee-doo-doo!”)


Quoth the redwing, “BadeeBIT!”
(translation: “Bullshit!”)

Quoth the Brewer’s: “TWIT!”
(no translation really needed.)

Robins gurgle; doves too sleepy to coo; warblers done for the
moment; owls shut up for the night.

“Twit! Twit!”
What the sleeper says: “Shaddup! Shaddup!”

KB